(Wine.)

Many small towns on many small hills.

Today’s special! Mushrooms! Carefully grown on cowpats!

This photo was taken with maximum effort.

Looking friendly at first. Later: rain.

You know what this is? Scotland this is.

Some light, much shake.

I tried to keep the camera steady. I tried.

…aaaaaaaand smile!

To take pictures undercover: it didn’t work.

Finally. A red photo.

I needed this, something red, this blends in well with the green stuff and the blue things.

…but you never know what’s hiding.

I do think that it is possible that an alien spaceship is hiding in a cloud like this and at some point it would come out and then the aliens would enslave humanity and put all of us human beings up for display in their zoo. Or at least some of us…

Cottage, meet the golfcourse.

I tried to play golf once. I was classified as dangerous and banned for life.

At least a small part of it.

Lights, I enjoy your presence!

Check your numbers.

When I go out, I never take my camera with me. Maybe I should.

It’s Strombolian.

Only now I realized that there’s an insect in this photo.

He brought some friends.

Everytime I counted I came up with a different number.

Watching the big guys.

It is: the Alps! It’s quiet up there, therefore Alps vs. city 1:0.

Good bricks, good stones.

I wonder what happens if you push that blue button.

What is photography.

All has gone wrong. All will be fine.

The line was checked for straightness.

I used the ruler tool to check, I am still not sure if I succeeded.

Sleepwalkers, sit down.

Those were too nice to sit on, so I moved along.

One by one and all year round make many more.

This picture has some weaknesses. For example, I did not remove chromatic aberration which is clearly visible. Also, one could argue that the photo looks too colorful. Both things I know. I didn’t care.

Down, from the ground.

There was a bear once, also an owl. Both left.

Reset.

This time I didn’t have to think about the title. The sprayer seems to agree with the end of the best film of all time.